Hangover. The movie. Go watch it. Now.
Hangover (n). Aftermath of too much drinking. Don't ever have it. Again.
You'll end up feeling worse because you didn't have as much fun as the guys in the movie.
What an awesome ride - rip-roaringly hilarious, unapologetically funny, completely exciting, and intelligent as hell. Grown men in various states of undress, a masturbating baby, a gay Chinese gangster and Mike Tyson air drumming to a Phil Collins song. Todd Phillips is the man! I came out wishing I would be born a man in my next life so that I can adjust my balls in public and get a blow job in an elevator. Movies can really be aspirational!
Last time I had a hangover and couldn't remember anything from the previous night was about 4 years ago. I had to be shown a video of what I done. All I could remember was waking up with my head on an empty (thankfully!) plate at some point and later, trying to fly back home.
Apparently, there was a lot of hugging the men I knew, kissing the bald heads of men I did not know and dancing, with the then husband, to a medley of songs that my friend played on his guitar. In my defence, I have no problem hugging or kissing the bald heads of women. It just so happened that I was the only woman at this party, and no, it was not a bachelor party and I wasn't the entertainment highlight! Just a regular old Saturday night in a place I like to call the asshole of the country.
So, while I couldn't remember a thing the next day, it took me 5.5 hours to lift my head off the pillow and another 2 to make it to the bathroom. Where, unfortunately, there was no tiger waiting.
Daddy's One Daughter
13 hours ago
4 comments:
Whats with wimmen and kissing of bald heads? Ever since I started shaving my head bald (or nearly bald - the Vin Diesel look which I totally dig) at every party I go to the dames want to kiss my bludy head! Even my girl cousins ... last time there was a wedding in the family and I rocked the house with my guitar at the Ros, my head was various shades of pink with all the lipstick!
I have no idea, maybe it reminds them of babies? My excuse was that I was pissed drunk. I've never kissed a bald man's head when I've been sober. I actually don't even like that look and prefer a man with a full head of hair.
Full head of hair is so boring men G! My friend Hari aka The Bald Eagle (you can see him on my Facebook)who inspired me to go for the look used to say- it takes an 'evolved' woman to love a bald guy! ;)
So howz your Sunday going? Done with the cooking yet? heard it's been pouring cats n dogs there.
Just talking about the bald look sweetheart. Didn't say nothing about bald men not being interesting or even lovable. Am sure they are. In fact, I know they are! If you wanna know what I'm talking about go look in the mirror ;)
Done with cooking and eating. It's dry today but it poured so much yesterday that I got me a bad case of the blues (and not the good kind!). This always happens to me when it rains heavily and I hate it. Didn't even go over to meet the folks today like I usually do.
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